Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You know exactly what I'm talking about, you just don't want to admit it.

You know I'm right, but you're too lazy to say it.

You're just pretending you don't get it.

You're not even trying to understand me.

2

You're so high you think your dog is giving you a blowjob.

I just ate three gummy worms and a whole bag of chips.

I think my mom is a dragon.

I’m seeing a rainbow in my soup.

3

You typed ‘I’m cooked’ but it came out as ‘I’m coooked’ and now you’re too embarrassed to fix it.

I tried to say I’m cooked but it looked like I’m coooked.

I hit the ‘s’ key instead of ‘d’ and now I’m stuck with that mistake.

Now everyone thinks I’m a spelling disaster.

4

You think you're the worst person ever and nothing good will ever happen to you again.

I failed my math test and now I think I'm the worst kid ever.

I got yelled at by my mom and now I think I'm doomed.

No one will ever love me again.

5

There's no way to come back from this, it's all over and you're stuck with it.

I missed the bus and now I'm stuck walking home.

I lost my only toy and now I’m stuck with nothing.

I failed my final exam and now I'm stuck with a C.

6

You're so messed up you might as well just give up.

I just got yelled at and now I'm giving up.

I ate my whole lunch and I’m still not full.

I’m so tired I don’t even want to try anymore.

7

You lost, you messed up, you're completely worn out and you can't even think straight.

I lost my game and now I don't even want to play anymore.

I messed up my math problem and now I can't even think.

I'm so tired I can't even blink straight.