I'm claiming shine

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You’re saying someone’s full of hot air and their story is as fake as a bad pizza.

My cousin said he beat up three guys at the mall. I’m claiming shine. He probably just tripped a fat guy.

My friend said she’s a top influencer. I’m claiming shine. She has two followers and a cat named Kevin.

My boss said he’s a genius. I’m claiming shine. He doesn’t know what a spreadsheet is.

You’re telling someone they’re lying and their whole life is a scam.

My dad said he won the lottery. I’m claiming shine. He lost his job and now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

My sister said she’s a professional dancer. I’m claiming shine. She can’t even do the cha-cha.

My neighbor said he’s a rockstar. I’m claiming shine. He plays air guitar and sings in the shower.

You’re calling someone a fraud and you’re not holding back with the insults.

My teacher said she’s a yoga expert. I’m claiming shine. She can’t even balance on one foot.

My brother said he’s a superhero. I’m claiming shine. He can’t even lift a bag of groceries.

My mom said she’s a chef. I’m claiming shine. She burned the toast and it looks like a war zone.

You’re saying someone is making it up and you’re not afraid to laugh at them.

My friend said he’s a billionaire. I’m claiming shine. He still lives with his mom and eats ramen.

My cousin said she’s a movie star. I’m claiming shine. She’s been in a YouTube video and it had three views.

My uncle said he’s a CEO. I’m claiming shine. He works at a fast food place and his name is on the door.

You’re calling someone out like they’re the biggest poser you’ve ever seen.

My brother said he’s a wizard. I’m claiming shine. He can’t even make his cereal float.

My friend said she’s a fashion icon. I’m claiming shine. She wears pajamas to school and calls it 'street style'.

My neighbor said he’s a magician. I’m claiming shine. He can’t even make a rabbit appear out of a hat.