I'm calling the police

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Saying this in the hood means you’re dead meat. The police are just the beginning of your problems.

You just said that in front of a whole block

Now you're running from a cop, a gang, and your mom

When someone does something so stupid, it makes your brain shut down and your face turn red.

I'm calling the police

He posted a video of his dog wearing a hat and a crown

Now the whole school is laughing at him

This is what you say when someone’s life is a mess and they’re too dumb to notice.

I'm calling the police

She texted me a photo of her cat eating a burger

Her ex is crying in the background

You yell this when someone talks so much, it feels like they’re trying to replace your brain with their own.

I'm calling the police

He kept talking about his mom’s hair for ten minutes

Now the whole class is asleep

This phrase is like a curse. You say it, and suddenly everyone’s fighting, crying, and your life is a disaster.

I'm calling the police

She started a fight over a soda

Now the cops are here