I'm Built Different

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A guy who thinks he's a woman on a budget, or just really likes guys but is too cheap to act on it. He yells 'I'm Built Different' like it's a war cry.
'I'm Built Different,' he said, while looking at his reflection in the mirror and still wearing jeans.
'I'm Built Different,' he texted me after I asked why he still had a mustache.
'I'm Built Different,' he shouted at the guy who laughed at his fake eyeliner.
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A man who thinks he's got the body of a goddess but just hasn't paid the bills yet. He uses 'I'm Built Different' to cover up his bad choices.
'I'm Built Different,' he said, while wearing a shirt three sizes too small.
'I'm Built Different,' he told his mom, who just laughed and said he was still a boy.
'I'm Built Different,' he said, after he tripped over his own shoelaces.
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A dude who’s got a brain full of hormones and a wallet full of regrets. He yells 'I'm Built Different' like it’s the last line of defense.
'I'm Built Different,' he said, while trying to put on a dress and failing.
'I'm Built Different,' he told his friend, who just said, 'No, you're just built wrong.'
'I'm Built Different,' he wrote in a text after he spilled coffee on his shirt.
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