i'm broke as a joke

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 2 definitions

So broke you'd rather eat dirt than go see a movie with Caleb.

I’m broke as a joke. Dirt tastes better than my wallet right now.

Caleb wants to watch a movie. I’d rather dig a hole and live in it.

Broke as a joke. I can’t even afford a snack. Caleb’s got a full meal.

You’re so broke you think ice cream is a luxury, not a crime.

I’m broke as a joke. My ice cream habit is a death sentence.

If I buy ice cream, I die. That’s why I’m broke as a joke.

I got a cone. My wallet screamed. I’m broke as a joke.