I'm Britney No Whitney

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A person who thinks they're a star but sounds like a cat with a broken kazoo.
I tried to sing ‘Toxic’ and it sounded like a dying goat.
She tried to do a cover and it was like a garbage disposal screaming.
He did a karaoke and it made the dog run away.
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Someone who thinks they’re a singer but sounds like a goat that got hit by a blender.
Her voice was so bad it made the mic cry.
He sang ‘Oops!… I Did It Again’ and it was like a broken trumpet.
She tried to do a duet and it sounded like a war.
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A person who thinks they’re a pop star but sounds like a robot with a cold.
She tried to sing and it was like a cat fighting a vacuum cleaner.
He did a song and it made the audience leave.
They sang and it was like a broken recorder being tortured.
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