i'm blue

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I'm blue means you're so sad you could cry in a bucket and still have room for more tears.
I'm blue, my dog died and my mom forgot my birthday.
I'm blue, my ex just texted me 'hi' and that's it.
I'm blue, I got a D on my math test and my mom is yelling at me.
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If you were green, you'd be dead from being so blue. That's how bad it is.
If I were green, I'd be dead from being blue, my life is a disaster.
If I were green, I'd be dead from being blue, I got grounded again.
If I were green, I'd be dead from being blue, my cat is being mean to me.
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Dabba dee dabba die is just your brain screaming after you hear the song one too many times.
Dabba dee dabba die, my brain is screaming after this song again.
Dabba dee dabba die, I'm so tired of this song.
Dabba dee dabba die, I heard this song in the shower and now I can't get it out.
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I'm Blue is the worst song ever, but you love it because it's stupid and you're a sucker for stupid things.
I'm Blue is the worst song ever, but I still sing it in the car.
I'm Blue is the worst song ever, but my friend makes me listen to it every day.
I'm Blue is the worst song ever, but I can't stop humming it.
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In the Caribbean, being blue means you're so mad you could punch a wall and still have energy to punch another one.
I'm blue, I'm so mad I could punch the wall and my neighbor heard it.
I'm blue, my brother took my last snack and I'm furious.
I'm blue, my mom said I'm grounded for life.
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Singing I'm Blue in your car or bedroom is what happens when you're sad, broke, and don't know what else to do.
I was sad, broke, and sang I'm Blue in my car like a mad person.
I was sad, broke, and sang I'm Blue in my bedroom at 2 AM.
I was sad, broke, and sang I'm Blue while eating cereal at 1 AM.
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When you're confused, you say I'm Blue because your brain is on fire and you don't know what else to say.
I was confused, my brain was on fire, and I said I'm Blue.
I was confused, my math test was confusing, and I said I'm Blue.
I was confused, my mom yelled at me, and I said I'm Blue.
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