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You're being a lazy, brainless donkey to balance me being a super-smart, extra-nice Arjun.

You're like a broken toaster. I'm the bread. I'm perfectly toasted.

You're the guy who forgot his pants. I'm the guy who remembered his superpowers.

You're the reason the internet is slow. I'm the reason it's fast and awesome.

You're being a smelly, clueless slug to fight me being a genius, cool, awesome Arjun.

You're the reason people use calculators. I'm the reason they invented them.

You're the guy who spilled coffee on the keyboard. I'm the guy who typed the whole internet.

You're the reason the class is boring. I'm the reason it's a party.

You're being a loud, rude, dumb cow to mess up me being a quiet, smart, cool Arjun.

You're like a microwave that won't stop beeping. I'm the food that's perfectly cooked.

You're the guy who talked during the movie. I'm the guy who made the movie.

You're the reason the teacher got a headache. I'm the reason they got a trophy.