I'm begging you

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This is when a man is so desperate he drops to his knees and pleads like a toddler who just got his cookies taken away.

'Please, just once more, I swear I'll stop eating your pizza.'

'I'll do your laundry, your mom's chores, and your ex's taxes if you just give me a chance.'

'I'll wear a tutu to the grocery store if you let me live.'

It’s when a guy is so low he’s willing to kiss a dog’s butt just to get a little attention.

'I'll lick the floor if you just let me touch you.'

'I'll wear a unicorn costume if you say yes.'

'I’ll take your dad’s job if you’ll take me back.'

This is when a man is so sad he might as well be crying in a public bathroom.

'I’ll cry in the men’s room if you just give me a chance.'

'I’ll text your mom if you don’t take me back.'

'I’ll wear socks to bed if you just say yes.'

This is when a guy is so broken he’s ready to give up everything just to get a little love.

'I’ll give up my phone, my Netflix, and my snacks if you just take me back.'

'I’ll wear a chicken suit if you let me live.'

'I’ll clean your house, your car, and your grandma’s closet.'

This is when a man is so desperate he’s willing to do anything, even if it sounds stupid.

'I’ll dance in the grocery store if you just let me live.'

'I’ll wear a hat inside if you say yes.'

'I’ll eat your lunch if you’ll take me back.'

This is when a man is so low he’s ready to grovel like a dog begging for a treat.

'I’ll grovel like a dog if you just let me live.'

'I’ll wear a dress if you’ll take me back.'

'I’ll sing in the shower if you say yes.'