I'm Batman

The ultimate cocky way to say you're the toughest person in the room. Say it to someone and they’ll probably cry or punch you.

A sentence so strong that if you say it in court, the judge will probably just give you a pat on the head and let you go.

The only thing you need to say in life. It can finish any sentence and make everything sound important.

I'm Batman

A perfect excuse for when you do something wild, like pass a test or accidentally burn your house down with a flaming chainsaw.

A lie Batman fans tell themselves when they think Batman would beat anyone, even though he would probably get his ass kicked by a superhero with a better sense of style.

The reason Batman gives for everything he does. It's just a fancy way of saying he's full of himself.