Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Middlesbrough way of saying you're so high you think your pants are made of cake

I'm bakered and my mum's telling me I'm gonna fail my exams

I ate six pastries and now I'm bakered

I'm bakered and I just talked to my dog about my ex

2

When you're so baked you think you're in a bakery and you're the bread

I'm bakered and I'm telling my friend he's a croissant

I'm bakered and I tried to bake a cake with my eyes closed

I'm bakered and I just yelled 'I'm the loaf' at my teacher

3

When you're so high you think you're a baker and your pants are the oven

I'm bakered and I just tried to roll out dough with my feet

I'm bakered and I told my dad he's a cake

I'm bakered and I think my shoes are cupcakes

4

When you're so baked you think your brain is a biscuit and it's melting

I'm bakered and I just tried to eat my homework

I'm bakered and I told my sister she's a scone

I'm bakered and I think my teacher is a doughnut

5

When you're so baked you think your face is a cake and you're the icing

I'm bakered and I tried to paint my face with jam

I'm bakered and I think my brother is a muffin

I'm bakered and I told my dog I'm a cupcake

6

When you're so baked you think your brain is a cake and you're the knife

I'm bakered and I tried to cut my head open with a spoon

I'm bakered and I told my teacher she's a cake

I'm bakered and I think my phone is a croissant