I'm bad as Michael Jackson.

My mom said I’m bad as Michael Jackson. She also said I’m gonna be famous. Or dead. Not sure which yet.

My cousin texted me: 'You’re bad as Michael Jackson. I’m gonna need a new job.'

My teacher said I’m bad as Michael Jackson. I didn’t get a detention. I got a scholarship. Or a curse. Not sure which.

My friend said I’m bad as Michael Jackson. I said I’m better. He said I’m not. I said he’s not. We both got suspended.

I told my crush I’m bad as Michael Jackson. He said he’s bad as Michael Jackson too. Now we’re both bad as Michael Jackson and we’re both confused.

My dog barked at me and said I’m bad as Michael Jackson. I didn’t believe him. Now I do.

My brother said I’m bad as Michael Jackson. I said he’s bad as Michael Jackson. We both said we’re bad as Michael Jackson. Now we’re all bad as Michael Jackson.

I told my dad I’m bad as Michael Jackson. He said I’m not. He said he’s bad as Michael Jackson. He’s now in the hospital. I’m not.

My math teacher said I’m bad as Michael Jackson. I said I’m bad at math. He said I’m bad at life. Now I’m bad at everything.