I'm awesome

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You're a total piece of garbage and you know it.

I'm awesome, bro. You're just a sad little shadow.

I'm awesome. You're the reason the moon has craters.

I'm awesome. You're like a bad pizza that forgot to cook.

It's what only the most delusional people say after failing at life.

I'm awesome. I failed my math test. Big whoop.

I'm awesome. My dog thinks I'm a sock.

I'm awesome. I tried to be cool and just ended up weird.

If you say it, you're either a genius or a total idiot.

I'm awesome. I'm like a superhero with no powers.

I'm awesome. I drank the entire bottle of soda and still said I'm awesome.

I'm awesome. I'm the reason your life is a mess.