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You’re a full-time idiot who thinks a teen is gonna marry you.
I’m a simp for my 16-year-old crush. She said hi once.
I gave her my lunch money. That’s a down payment on my future.
She’s gonna leave me when she gets a phone.
I'm a simp
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You’re so low you’d be the backup plan for a backup plan.
I texted her 10 times today. She didn’t reply once.
I brought her coffee. It was weak and I paid full price.
I asked if she wants to be my girlfriend. She said she’s got a crush on her crush.
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You’re like a dog who thinks a kid is gonna feed you forever.
I followed her to lunch. She didn’t even notice me.
I brought her a drawing. It was bad and I colored it in.
She laughs at my jokes. I don’t know why.