I'm a shoe

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When you're too lazy to do anything and just want to die in your socks

I'm a shoe because my pants are still on and I'm not moving.

I'm a shoe because I haven't touched my food since 2019.

I'm a shoe because my mom called and I said 'later'.

When you're so tired you could punch a clock and it would laugh at you

I'm a shoe because my alarm went off and I just stared at it.

I'm a shoe because I forgot my name and my dog remembers it.

I'm a shoe because I sat down and my chair moved away.

When you're so bored you could eat a wall and it would be a snack

I'm a shoe because I watched the same commercial three times.

I'm a shoe because I counted my toes and got distracted.

I'm a shoe because I tried to text my friend and just stared at my phone.

When you're so unimpressed you could slap a king and he would cry

I'm a shoe because my teacher asked a question and I just blinked.

I'm a shoe because I saw my friend's face and I didn't react.

I'm a shoe because my dad told a joke and I didn't laugh.

When you're so indifferent you could ignore a fire and it would be okay

I'm a shoe because my phone exploded and I didn't care.

I'm a shoe because I got a 100% and I said 'meh'.

I'm a shoe because I saw a spider and I just walked away.