I'm a pizza

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What you yell when you see something so stupid it makes your brain explode like a hot dog in a microwave.

I'm a pizza! My math teacher just gave me a 20 on a 100 question test.

I'm a pizza! My dog ate my homework and my mom said I was grounded forever.

I'm a pizza! My crush asked me out and I said no because I was too busy eating cereal for dinner.

What you say when someone tells you something so obvious it makes you want to scream into a pillow.

I'm a pizza! You told me the sky is blue and I was like, ‘duh.’

I'm a pizza! My friend said I was gonna fail and I was like, ‘obviously.’

I'm a pizza! My teacher said I was lazy and I was like, ‘tell me about it.’

A weird combo of a lion, a chicken, and a pizza that makes no sense but somehow works.

I'm a pizza! I saw a lion eating a chicken and a pizza at the same time.

I'm a pizza! My friend drew a lion with a chicken and a pizza on it and it was terrifying.

I'm a pizza! My mom said I was a lion, my dad said I was a chicken, and I was like, ‘I'm a pizza.’