I'm a Physician

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What a guy yells when he’s about to fail and doesn’t want to admit it. Like when he’s too proud to ask for help and ends up getting a woman’s last name tattooed on his leg.

I'm a physician, I've done this before. (He had to look up 'done this before' on Google.)

I'm a physician, I know what I'm talking about. (He had to take a sedative to get through the conversation.)

I'm a physician, I can handle anything. (He got sick on the floor.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A guy’s way of saying he’s cool, but he’s really just trying to cover up the fact that he has no idea what he’s doing.

I'm a physician, I’ve had 10 years of training. (He got training from a YouTube comment.)

I'm a physician, I can fix anything. (He fixed his dog’s broken leg, not his own.)

I'm a physician, I know what’s best for you. (He gave you a pill that was just a piece of bread.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What a guy says when he’s about to mess everything up and doesn’t want to admit it. It’s like the last line of a bad movie before the guy dies in a fire.

I'm a physician, I can handle this. (He couldn’t handle a flu.)

I'm a physician, I've got this. (He had to get a second opinion from a goat.)

I'm a physician, I know what I’m doing. (He had to look up 'doing' on a dictionary.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago