I'm a Model

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To be so good-looking it hurts. Or to be so fake it makes your face hurt.

I'm a model, so I'm eating three tacos for breakfast and still look good.

I'm a model, so I can wear pajamas to a fancy dinner and still get asked out.

I'm a model, so I can take a selfie in the middle of the street and it'll be on Instagram.

A way to say you're so ugly or so chunky that it's almost funny.

You're a model? No, you're a model. I'm a model.

I'm a model, so I can eat a whole pizza and still look like I just walked out of a magazine.

I'm a model, so I can wear a hat to hide my face.

A phrase you say at the end of every sentence because you think you're the best thing since sliced bread.

I went to the mall. I'm a model.

I got a new haircut. I'm a model.

I ate a whole cake. I'm a model.