I'm a fucking libra

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A drag queen yells this when she's high and her face is glowing like a neon sign.
'I'm a fucking libra' after she smoked three blunts and did a mirror selfie.
'I'm a fucking libra' right before she tripped over a chicken and fell into a pool.
'I'm a fucking libra' when she won the challenge and cried like a baby.
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What a drag queen says when she’s been drinking and thinks she’s the most balanced person in the world.
'I'm a fucking libra' after she drank six shots and tried to do a dance routine.
'I'm a fucking libra' when she insulted the judges and then cried in the mirror.
'I'm a fucking libra' when she got eliminated and still claimed she was perfect.
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A drag queen’s way of saying she’s perfect, balanced, and everyone else is a disaster.
'I'm a fucking libra' after she ruined the makeup but still claimed she was the best.
'I'm a fucking libra' when she got roasted and still smiled like nothing happened.
'I'm a fucking libra' when she won and said everyone else was ‘just average’.
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