I'm a cyclist too

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A person who says they're a cyclist and acts like they know everything about bikes, even though they don't. They think they're the best and laugh at people who actually know what they're talking about.

I’ve been riding for 10 years, and I never get hit by cars!

I know more about bikes than your transportation expert.

I don’t need a bike lane, I just ride fast and yell at cars.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They think they’re a pro because they’ve never fallen off their bike, but they probably don’t know the difference between a front wheel and a back wheel.

I don’t need a helmet, I’ve never gotten a concussion!

I don’t use lights because I ride in the dark and hope for the best.

I ride on the sidewalk because I don’t know what a bike lane is.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They talk big, but when they actually get hit by a car, they act like it’s the driver’s fault and not their own stupidity.

That car was going too fast, I was totally safe!

I didn’t see the car because I was looking at my phone!

I got hit, but I still think I’m better than you.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They think they know everything about bikes and how to ride, but they’re just lucky nothing bad has happened to them yet.

I’ve never fallen, I must be the best cyclist ever.

I don’t need a bike light because I ride at night and it’s fine.

I ride in the middle of the street because I think I’m invincible.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They think they’re an expert because they’ve been riding for a while, but they don’t even know how to avoid a common crash.

I’ve been riding for 10 years and I don’t know how to stop!

I never use a bike light, I just ride in the dark.

I don’t know what a traffic signal is, but I still think I know everything.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They say they’re a cyclist, but they probably don’t even know what a bike lane is and still think they’re better than everyone else.

I don’t need a bike lane, I just ride on the sidewalk and call it a day.

I don’t know what a bike lane is, but I still think I’m the best.

I ride on the sidewalk and think I’m being safe.

by Slangipedia 11d ago