I'm a boss

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A phrase used by people who think they're the best, even though they're just average and act like they're royalty.

My cousin said 'I'm a boss' after he beat me at Fortnite... for like 30 seconds.

My mom says it every time she gets a free coffee.

My dog said it when he ate my homework.

What a 4-year-old says after hearing it way too many times, usually from his dad who is also a boss.

My brother said it after my dad said it 20 times in one day.

My dog said it after my dad said it 20 times in one day.

My neighbor's kid said it after his dad said it 20 times in one day.

A kid who thinks he's super smart but gets distracted by candy, video games, and his friend's bad jokes.

At the party, he got distracted by candy and forgot to dance.

He asked to play Gamebatte every 5 minutes and lost 3 times.

He said 'de derp de durpede durr' and nobody understood it.

When you quit your job because you think you're better than your boss and everyone else.

I quit my job because I thought I was better than my boss.

My friend quit because he thought he was a boss.

My neighbor quit because he thought he was a boss and got a free pizza.