I'm a bird

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You're flying high but you're a total failure. You don't have a home. You bounce from nest to nest like a loser. You get caught being a bad parent. You run away from your kids. You leave a mess everywhere. You're too lazy to even eat your food. Your sex life is a disaster. But when you get a little high, you show your real self.
'I'm a bird' because I left my kids and my house and my job and my mom.
He said, 'I'm a bird' after he ate a whole pizza and didn't clean it up.
She texted, 'I'm a bird' after her husband left and her dog died.
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You don't know where your soul went. It's hiding somewhere. Maybe it's under the couch. Maybe it's in the trash. Maybe it's gone for good.
She said, 'I'm a bird' and then looked under the sofa.
He DM'd, 'I'm a bird' and then went to the trash can.
He said, 'I'm a bird' and then left the room.
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