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a girl who's so nice she'll let you walk all over her, but don't think she won't kick your ass if you mess with her friends or her outfit
She let me fail my test but threatened to rip my hair out if I told anyone.
She wore a dress to the gym and made me run 10 laps.
She cried when I spilled soda on her shoes but laughed when I tripped over my own feet.
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a girl who's so pretty she makes your face look like a melted crayon box, and she's got more fashion sense than your mom's wardrobe
She showed up to class in a hat and I wore pajamas.
She wore matching socks and I wore socks that had holes.
She wore a shirt that said 'I am fabulous' and I wore a shirt that said 'I forgot to wash my clothes.'
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a girl who's so sweet she'll bring you candy, but if you laugh at her, she'll bring you candy and a slap
She gave me chocolate and then hit me when I made a joke about her hair.
She brought me gummy worms but said they were for my 'soul.'
She gave me a lollipop and then said I had to eat it in front of the whole class.
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a girl who's so nice she'll let you copy her homework, but she'll make you do it in the hallway and call your mom if you mess it up
She let me copy her math homework but made me do it in the hallway.
She gave me her answers but said I had to do it alone or she'd tell the teacher.
She let me copy her essay but said I had to write it in pencil or she'd make me eat it.
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a girl who's so awesome she'll let you live, but only if you let her walk all over you and laugh at your bad jokes
She let me live but made me laugh at her joke about my hair.
She let me live but made me sing a song in front of the class.
She let me live but said I had to wear her old hat for a week.
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a girl who's so cool she'll let you be her friend, but only if you stand in line for 10 minutes and let her laugh at your face
She let me be her friend but made me wait in line for 10 minutes.
She let me be her friend but said I had to stand in line and laugh at her jokes.
She let me be her friend but said I had to wear a silly hat while waiting.
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