I'll Think about it

A magical phrase women use to make you think they might say yes, but they really just want to make you suffer. It's like saying 'I might vomit on your face later.'

A sneaky way to say no that makes you feel like you're being considered. It's like when your mom says 'I'll think about it' and then goes to the mall and buys a new phone.

A fancy way of saying 'nope' that people use when they're too lazy to just say no. It's like when you ask for candy and your friend says 'I'll think about it' and then eats a bag of chips.

A phrase your parents use to make you think they care, but they really just want to ignore your request. It's like when you ask for a video game and they say 'I'll think about it' and then buy a new TV.

A phrase your crush uses to make you think they might say yes, but they're just trying to keep you on your toes. It's like when you ask them out and they say 'I'll think about it' and then go to the mall and text their ex.

A fake way of saying no that people use when they're too scared to just say it. It's like when you ask someone to hang out and they say 'I'll think about it' and then go to sleep and never reply.

A lie used by people who don't want to be honest. It's like when you ask someone to do something and they say 'I'll think about it' and then go to the mall and buy a new phone just to avoid talking to you.