I'll tell you when you're older

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A fancy way of saying you're too stupid to understand right now

My mom said that when I asked why the sky is blue and she was already mad about my math test.

My uncle said that when I asked why he had a tattoo of a chicken and he didn’t want to explain it.

My teacher said that when I asked why we had to do homework on the weekend and I was being annoying.

A grown-up’s way of saying they don’t want to explain something and you’re probably not smart enough to get it

My dad said that when I asked why he kept yelling at the TV and he was already late for work.

My cousin said that when I asked why her dog hated me and she didn’t want to admit it.

My neighbor said that when I asked why his lawn looked like a war zone and he was too busy eating cereal.

A way to shut up a kid before they ask another stupid question

My mom said that when I asked why the dog barked at the mailman and she was already tired of my questions.

My brother said that when I asked why he had a crush on my friend and he was too embarrassed.

My teacher said that when I asked why we had to do a project on volcanoes and I was being a pain.

A way to tell a kid they're not smart enough to know the answer right now

My dad said that when I asked why he had a crush on my mom and he was already mad at me.

My uncle said that when I asked why he kept eating pizza for breakfast and he didn’t want to explain it.

My cousin said that when I asked why her fish was floating on the surface and she didn’t want to admit it.

A grown-up’s way of telling a kid to shut up before they ruin the moment

My mom said that when I asked why the dog was barking at the cat and she was in the middle of her coffee.

My teacher said that when I asked why we had to do a presentation on the moon and I was being annoying.

My friend said that when I asked why his mom was yelling at the TV and he was already late for school.

A way to tell a kid they're not worth the trouble of explaining things to them

My dad said that when I asked why he kept yelling at the TV and he was already late for work.

My uncle said that when I asked why he had a tattoo of a dragon and he didn’t want to explain it.

My neighbor said that when I asked why his yard looked like a jungle and he was too busy eating cereal.