I'll tell you what and such

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A dumb-ass phrase from the middle of nowhere that starts a stupid story or bragging session. It’s like saying you’re the best at something when you’re not even close.

I'll tell you what and such, I could outdrink your whole family at a bar.

I'll tell you what and such, I once fought a raccoon and won.

I'll tell you what and such, I’ve seen your grandma’s face on a toilet.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The last thing you hear before getting gutted by a knife in some city where people actually know how to stab you properly.

I'll tell you what and such... (then a knife goes through your chest.)

I'll tell you what and such... (then you’re dead.)

I'll tell you what and such... (then you’re late for work.)

by Slangipedia 12d ago