I'll tell you that shit for free

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when something is so dumb even a blind goat could see it, and you’re too lazy to charge your friend for it

You: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you saw the same dumb meme 10 times already

Your friend: 'Bro, I’m not even paying for this' because he already knew the punchline

You text your cousin: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you’re too tired to make up a lie

when you’re too cheap to charge your friend for something you know they already know

You: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you know your friend already knew the answer

Your friend: 'You’re just trying to save money' because he’s been hearing the same thing for years

You post on Twitter: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because your followers already knew the joke

when you’re so desperate to be helpful you just blurt out the answer without even asking for a tip

You: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you didn’t even wait for your friend to ask

Your friend: 'You’re like a broken vending machine' because you just spew out answers

You DM your crush: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you’re too shy to ask for anything else

when you’re so proud of your knowledge you don’t even bother to charge for it

You: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you think you’re the smartest person in the room

Your friend: 'You’re like a know-it-all with no money' because you keep giving away secrets

You text your mom: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you’re too confident to even ask for a thank you

when you’re so annoying you just give away the answer instead of letting your friend figure it out

You: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you can’t stand the suspense

Your friend: 'You’re like a spoiler in a movie' because you ruin everything

You tweet: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you can’t wait for people to get it

when you’re so full of yourself you think you’re doing your friend a favor by telling them the answer for free

You: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you think you’re doing your friend a favor

Your friend: 'You’re like a teacher who doesn’t get paid' because you give out answers all day

You DM your brother: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you think you’re being generous