I'll Tap That

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Saying 'I'll tap that' means you're so confident you can handle whatever mess is coming your way. It's like saying you're ready to fight a dragon with a spatula.
'I'll tap that challenge,' he said, then immediately got beaten up by a chicken.
'I'll tap that homework,' she said, then failed her math test.
'I'll tap that guy,' he said, then got tossed out of the bar.
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South Africans yell 'I'll tap that' when they're so mad they slam their hands on a car's hood like it's the last thing they'll ever touch.
'I'll tap that idiot,' he screamed, then hit the hood so hard he broke his own hand.
'I'll tap that truck,' she yelled, then got run over by a confused delivery driver.
'I'll tap that cop,' he said, then got a ticket for being annoying.
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