I'll Pray For You

A fake promise made by a religious person who thinks they're better than you just because they believe in something you don't. It’s like saying you’ll throw a prayer at them instead of a punch.

A way for someone to act like they're winning even though they're losing. They say it to avoid being proven wrong and to sound like they're above the whole mess.

A coward's excuse to back out of an argument. They throw in a prayer like it’s a magic shield to block your insults and keep you from proving them wrong.

A way for someone to act like they're helping you, even though they're just trying to make themselves look better. It’s like saying you're doomed, but they’re the only one who can save you.

A fake act of kindness that's really just a way to say you're the worst and they're better. It's like giving you a prayer instead of a compliment.

A way for someone to sound like they're in charge even though they're not. They throw in a prayer like it’s a fancy title and you’re just the underdog.