i'll piss on your shoes

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A mean way of saying you're so happy or so mad you'd rather pee on someone's shoes than talk to them.

I'll piss on your shoes if you don't shut up about your ugly dog.

You said you'd beat me up. I'll piss on your shoes and laugh.

I'll piss on your shoes if you don't stop nagging me about my hair.

A swear-filled way of saying you're so angry you'd pee on someone's shoes just to make them feel bad.

I'll piss on your shoes because you said I was fat in front of my friends.

You took my lunch money. I'll piss on your shoes and tell everyone.

I'll piss on your shoes if you don't give me my phone back.

A silly threat that means you're so happy or so mad you'd pee on someone's shoes just for fun.

I'll piss on your shoes because you failed my math test.

You said my joke was bad. I'll piss on your shoes and tell my brother.

I'll piss on your shoes if you don't stop eating my sandwich.