I'll pick your bones

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A fancy way of saying I care, but I’d rather watch you suffer than do anything about it.

I'll pick your bones. Go get a snack. I’m not moving.

I'll pick your bones. You’re on your own. I’m too busy eating my lunch.

I'll pick your bones. Go cry somewhere else. I’m not helping.

A promise you’ll regret, because it means I’m gonna laugh while you fail.

I'll pick your bones. You’ll be the one crying. I’ll be the one snorting soda.

I'll pick your bones. You’re doomed. I’m gonna enjoy this.

I'll pick your bones. You’re gonna be the joke. I’m gonna be the punchline.

A lie you know is a lie, but you’ll still believe it because I said it.

I'll pick your bones. You know I’m lying. But you still believe me.

I'll pick your bones. It’s a lie. You know it’s a lie. But you still let me say it.

I'll pick your bones. I’m not helping. I’m just saying it nicely.

A fancy way of saying I’m too busy to help, but I still feel like I should be nice.

I'll pick your bones. I’m too busy. But I still feel guilty.

I'll pick your bones. I’m not helping. But I’m being polite.

I'll pick your bones. I’m too lazy. But I’m trying to be kind.

A cruel joke you think is a kind gesture, but it’s just me being a jerk.

I'll pick your bones. You think it’s kind. It’s just me being a jerk.

I'll pick your bones. You think it’s a promise. It’s just me being cruel.

I'll pick your bones. You think it’s a joke. It’s just me being a total piece of trash.

A way of saying I’m not helping, but I’m still pretending to care.

I'll pick your bones. I’m not helping. But I’m still pretending to care.

I'll pick your bones. I’m not doing anything. But I’m still being nice.

I'll pick your bones. I’m just watching. But I’m still being friendly.