I'LL PAY YOU BACK

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A fancy way of saying you're going to ghost them and never think about paying them back again.

You owe me $20, and I'll pay you back... next life.

I'll pay you back... when hell freezes over and my ex sends me a text.

I'll pay you back... probably when I win the lottery and remember you.

A lie you tell when you're too broke, too busy, or too dumb to pay them back.

I'll pay you back... when I'm rich and you're begging me for a dollar.

I'll pay you back... after I eat all your food and borrow your phone.

I'll pay you back... when I'm not broke, busy, or dumb anymore.

A half-assed promise that sounds good until you're too tired to remember it.

I'll pay you back... after I finish this pizza and my Netflix subscription.

I'll pay you back... after I finish my 10th cup of coffee.

I'll pay you back... after I remember my name and my phone number.

A swear you make when you're too broke to pay but too proud to admit it.

I'll pay you back... when I'm not broke and I'm not too proud to ask for help.

I'll pay you back... after I find a million dollars in my sock.

I'll pay you back... when I'm not broke and my pride goes on vacation.

A promise you make when you know you're never going to keep it.

I'll pay you back... when I'm rich and you're broke.

I'll pay you back... after I remember I owe you money.

I'll pay you back... when I'm not too busy being lazy.