I'll pay that

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Aussies yell this when they agree with you, like you're the only smart person in the room. It's like giving you a gold star, but you're still the weird kid who brought a calculator to recess.
"I'll pay that," he said, like I just solved the Riemann Hypothesis.
She yelled, "I'll pay that!" after I explained how to tie a shoe.
He said, "I'll pay that," because I finally got the joke about the chicken and the egg.
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This is when you're so confused by what someone said, you just let them win. Like you’re the referee and you’re too tired to call the game.
"I'll pay that," he said, after I told him the moon was made of cheese.
She said, "I'll pay that," because I explained why the sky is blue, and she had no idea what I was talking about.
He said, "I'll pay that," even though I told him 2+2=4.
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This is when you say you'll pay, but you're lying. You're like a kid who promises to clean their room, but it's still a pigsty by Monday.
"I'll pay that," he said, even though he had a $5 bill and a dream.
She said, "I'll pay that," and then she went to sleep and forgot about it.
He said, "I'll pay that," and then he spent the money on a pizza.
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This is when you're begging someone for money, like you're a beggar in a rich neighborhood. You're hoping they'll give you a dollar, but they just smile and walk away.
"I'll pay that," he said, even though he had no money and a broken watch.
She said, "I'll pay that," and then she went to the mall and spent it all.
He said, "I'll pay that," and then he spent it on a burger and a soda.
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This is what Wimpy says when he wants free food. He’s like a dog who knows the mailman is bringing a treat, and he’s ready to pounce.
"I'll pay that," he said, like he was going to eat 10 burgers and then fall asleep.
She said, "I'll pay that," and then she ate all the food and left a mess.
He said, "I'll pay that," and then he ate the whole lunch and left a trail of crumbs.
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This is what Wimpy says when he wants to borrow something, but he's never going to pay you back. It’s like asking for a loan, but you're the bank and he’s the guy who spends it all on tacos.
"I'll pay that," he said, like he was going to pay me back on Tuesday... which never happens.
She said, "I'll pay that," and then she went to the mall and spent it all.
He said, "I'll pay that," and then he spent it on a burger and a soda.
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Wimpy says this when he wants to borrow money, but he’s like a kid who promises to clean his room, but he never does it. He just eats burgers and forgets about it.
"I'll pay that," he said, like he was going to pay me back on Tuesday... which never happens.
She said, "I'll pay that," and then she went to the mall and spent it all.
He said, "I'll pay that," and then he spent it on a burger and a soda.
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