I'll never wash my pants

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A man or woman saying they'll never clean their pants again because they got too close to someone and it was too much.
My cousin said that after his date bit him during a kiss.
She told her mom she’d never wash her pants after her ex’s kid came over and smushed her face into his armpit.
He texted his friend, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after that woman licked my ear in the grocery store.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A promise made by someone who got too close to another person and now wishes they had a vacuum.
My dad said that after my aunt hugged him and smelled like old pizza.
She posted on Instagram, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my boss sat next to me on the bus and ate a burrito.’
He told his sister, ‘I’m never cleaning my pants again after you let your dog lick me in the face.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A declaration from someone who got too much love or too much stink and is now ready to quit life.
He said that after his crush gave him a full-on face plant during a football game.
She told her best friend, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my brother sat on them and ate a whole sandwich.’
He DM’d his crush, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after you sneezed in my ear during the movie.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A swear-filled promise from someone who got too close and now smells like a garbage can.
He said that after his girlfriend hugged him and smelled like her gym sock drawer.
She posted, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my dad sat on them and burped in my face.’
He told his mom, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after you let my dog lick me and then sneeze on me.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A phrase used when someone gets too close, too fast, and now their pants feel like a prison.
He told his friend that after his date gave him a kiss so long he felt like he’d been hugged by a bear.
She said, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my uncle sat on them and ate a taco.’
He texted his crush, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after you hugged me and smelled like your gym bag.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A promise made by someone who got too close and now wishes they could just burn their pants.
He said that after his crush gave him a kiss and then a hug that lasted three minutes.
She posted, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my brother sat on them and burped in my face.’
He told his friend, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my dog licked me and then sneezed on me.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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