i'll meet y'all at olive garden

what you say when you plan to join your friends at a place that serves pasta and wine, and you're probably still bloated from the last time you were there

the excuse you give when you're too lazy to cook, but you also don't want to eat alone

the lie you tell your friends when you're actually planning to get drunk and eat until you pass out

what you say when you're going to meet your friends at a place that serves food so good, it makes you forget your own problems

the thing you say when you're going to meet your friends at a place that gives you a reason to be loud, messy, and happy

the promise you make to your friends when you're going to eat until you're full, but also going to drink until you're drunk