I'll marshmallow your mum

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To make your mum look like a marshmallow and then roast her so bad she’ll wish she was a burnt one.
I'll marshmallow your mum if you don’t like Dan and Phil’s Halloween video.
You ain’t here for Dan and Phil? Then I’ll marshmallow your mum till she screams.
If you don’t get the reference, I'll marshmallow your mum and make her cry.
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To take your mum and turn her into a soft, squishy snack then make her regret ever knowing you.
I'll marshmallow your mum if you’re not into Dan and Phil’s new video.
You’re not a fan? I'll marshmallow your mum and she’ll hate you.
If you don’t know who Dan and Phil are, I’ll marshmallow your mum and laugh.
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To give your mum the softness of a marshmallow and then roast her so hard she’ll be a charred one.
You don’t watch Dan and Phil? I’ll marshmallow your mum and she’ll be sad.
If you’re not here for the Halloween video, I’ll marshmallow your mum and she’ll scream.
You don’t get it? I'll marshmallow your mum and she’ll cry.
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