I'll Kick You In The Dick

I'll kick you in the dick if you don't shut up.

You're so dumb I could kick you in the dick and still be mad.

You're like a doorknob. I'll kick you in the dick and you'll still be stupid.

You're so dumb I'd kick you in the dick just for fun.

You're the reason I still have a dick and a temper.

I'll kick you in the dick because you're the worst.

You're like a broken calculator. I'll kick you in the dick and still be confused.

I'll kick you in the dick because you're not even worth the effort.

You're so dumb I'll kick you in the dick and still be smarter.