I'll give you the weather

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To stomp someone’s nuts with your foot like they’re a pizza
You just got the weather from my cousin after he called you a f***ing dork
She gave him the weather during lunch because he took her last fry
He got the weather from the guy who stole his phone
2
To hit someone so hard in the junk it feels like a tornado hit their pants
He gave her the weather because she said he looked like a sad banana
I got the weather from my brother for eating my last chip
She gave him the weather during the game because he called her a f***ing loser
3
To smash someone’s balls like they’re a bag of chips
He gave me the weather because I said his hair looked like a f***ing mess
She got the weather from her friend for stealing her snack
He got the weather from his dad for not doing his homework
4
To kick someone’s nuts so hard it sounds like a f***ing explosion
I gave him the weather because he took my last snack
She got the weather from her mom for talking back
He gave her the weather because she said he was a f***ing dweeb
5
To hit someone in the balls so hard it feels like a f***ing asteroid hit them
He gave her the weather because she said his hair looked like a f***ing disaster
She got the weather from her brother for eating her last chip
He gave me the weather because I said his math test was a f***ing joke
6
To kick someone’s nuts until they cry like a f***ing baby
She gave him the weather because he stole her snack
He got the weather from his dad for not cleaning his room
I gave her the weather because she said my shoes were a f***ing mess
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