i'll give you 100 dollars

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When a stupid ass woman challenges you to do something and then acts like she's rich when she doesn't pay up.
'I'll give you 100 dollars if you eat that whole pizza.' I ate it. She said she'd pay. She didn't.
She dared me to jump in the lake. I did. She said she'd give me 100 bucks. She said it like she had a million dollars.
She bet me 100 bucks I'd fail my math test. I failed. She said she'd give me 100 dollars. She had no money.
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A promise from a fake rich person who says she'll pay you if you do something stupid.
She said she'd give me 100 bucks if I kissed her dog. I did. She had no money.
She dared me to wear my socks on my hands. I did. She said she'd give me 100 dollars. She had no cash.
She said I'd get 100 dollars if I ate the whole cake. I ate it. She had no money.
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When a poor-ass woman says she'll pay you 100 bucks if you do something, but she has no idea what money is.
She said she'd give me 100 dollars if I did 10 push-ups. I did them. She had no money.
She said she'd give me 100 bucks if I screamed in the hallway. I screamed. She had no money.
She said I'd get 100 dollars if I wore her hat to school. I wore it. She had no money.
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