I'll get my coat

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A fake excuse someone uses when they're too embarrassed to stay in a situation that just got really awkward and maybe someone just called them a stupid name.

'I'll get my coat' after his mom walked in and heard him call his sister a f***ing meatball.

'I'll get my coat' when he dropped his pants in the middle of a group chat.

'I'll get my coat' after he accidentally said his crush's name in the middle of a math test.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A lie someone tells to escape a situation where they’ve been roasted so hard they think they might need a coat to survive the shame.

'I'll get my coat' after his friend said he smelled like a f***ing garbage can.

'I'll get my coat' when he said his crush had a bigger nose than a f***ing elephant.

'I'll get my coat' after he tripped over his own feet during the school talent show.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A quick exit plan for someone who just got called out for being a total f***ing disaster and doesn’t want to stay and face the consequences.

'I'll get my coat' after his teacher told him he was the worst student ever.

'I'll get my coat' when he said he was going to beat up the principal.

'I'll get my coat' after he tried to eat a whole pizza by himself during lunch.

by Slangipedia 11d ago