I'll figure it out

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I’ll deal with it like it’s my last meal and I’m eating it with a spoon made of hate.

My mom just yelled at me. I’ll figure it out. Probably by dying.

He missed the bus. I’ll figure it out. Probably by getting hit by a truck.

She said she’s leaving. I’ll figure it out. Probably by crying in a hole.

I’ll handle it like I just got kicked by a donkey and it was wearing my shoe.

My dog ate my homework. I’ll figure it out. Probably by burning the dog.

He forgot my birthday. I’ll figure it out. Probably by eating his face.

She texted me 10 times. I’ll figure it out. Probably by screaming into a pillow.

I’ll sort it out like it’s a math problem and I’m the teacher who failed the test.

My phone broke. I’ll figure it out. Probably by throwing it at my brother.

He called me fat. I’ll figure it out. Probably by eating all his snacks.

She broke up with me. I’ll figure it out. Probably by crying in the shower.

I’ll solve it like it’s the last puzzle and I’m the kid who lost all the pieces.

My dad forgot my birthday. I’ll figure it out. Probably by getting a new dad.

He said I’m ugly. I’ll figure it out. Probably by wearing a hat made of glitter.

She moved away. I’ll figure it out. Probably by yelling at the sky.

I’ll work it out like it’s a math problem and I’m the kid who failed the test.

My dog pooped on the carpet. I’ll figure it out. Probably by getting a new carpet.

He called me a baby. I’ll figure it out. Probably by kicking him.

She said I’m loud. I’ll figure it out. Probably by screaming in the hallway.

I’ll fix it like it’s my last chance and I’m the kid who got grounded for life.

My phone died. I’ll figure it out. Probably by throwing it out the window.

He said I’m messy. I’ll figure it out. Probably by eating all his food.

She said I’m lazy. I’ll figure it out. Probably by sleeping for three days.