I'll do it in September.

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A smug way of saying you're going to forget about it and probably die before you do it.

"I'll do it in September.", said by someone who still hasn't done their taxes from 2017.

"I'll do it in September.", said by a kid who forgot about the math test until the day of it.

"I'll do it in September.", said by a guy who promised to lose weight and still eats pizza for breakfast.

A cowardly excuse for not doing something now because you're too busy being a mess in September.

"I'll do it in September.", said by someone who still hasn't finished their coffee.

"I'll do it in September.", said by a person who promised to clean their room and still wears socks with holes.

"I'll do it in September.", said by a kid who forgot about the science project until the day it was due.

A promise you make to yourself that you know you will break because September is too far away to care about right now.

"I'll do it in September.", said by someone who still hasn't called their mom since last year.

"I'll do it in September.", said by a person who promised to read a book and still hasn't finished the first chapter.

"I'll do it in September.", said by a kid who forgot about the spelling test and still spelled 'Wednesday' wrong.