I'll Dew You!

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a stupid promise only a certain tall commie would say before giving you the worst time of your life

I'll Dew You! ... and then I'll make you eat my lunch.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll fail you in math.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll tell your mom about that time you cried in PE.

a fake declaration used by a certain tall commie to trick you into doing something stupid

I'll Dew You! ... and then I'll beat you up in the hallway.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll steal your snack money.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll make you sing the school song.

a useless vow from a certain tall commie that always ends in disaster

I'll Dew You! ... and then I'll make you run laps until you puke.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll delete your favorite game.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll make you eat my old shoes.

a loud and fake promise only a certain tall commie would use to get you in trouble

I'll Dew You! ... and then I'll tell the teacher you stole my pencil.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll make you wear my hat in class.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll put your name on the wall.

a stupid thing a certain tall commie says to make you do something you don't want to do

I'll Dew You! ... and then I'll make you do my homework.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll make you answer my questions in class.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll make you sit with the nerds at lunch.

a stupid line only a certain tall commie would say to make you regret everything

I'll Dew You! ... and then I'll make you eat my lunch again.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll make you do push-ups until you're dead.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll make you wear my socks in front of the whole school.