i'll decide

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A word Mike throws around like it’s going out of style and it makes everyone around him look stupid

"I'll decide who gets the last slice of pizza.", Mike, who's already eating three slices.

"I'll decide if we're going to the movies or not.", Mike, who's already on his phone playing a game.

"I'll decide if we’re going to be cool or not.", Mike, who’s still wearing his pajamas at noon.

A phrase that only cool people use to sound important even though they have no idea what they’re talking about

"I'll decide if we’re going to win this game or not.", Jake, who didn’t even show up to practice.

"I'll decide who’s the best in the class.", Sarah, who got a D on her last test.

"I'll decide if we’re going to be friends or not.", Liam, who just blocked you on Instagram.