I'll call Anderson

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A stupid way of saying something is so dumb that only Anderson Cooper would care enough to hear it. It’s like throwing a tantrum over a typo.

You just got a B+ on a math test. I’ll call Anderson.

Your mom said you’re grounded. I’ll call Anderson.

You spilled coffee on your shirt. I’ll call Anderson.

A mean-spirited way of telling someone they’re so useless that even Anderson Cooper would laugh at them. It’s like the universe is mocking you.

You forgot your lunch again. I’ll call Anderson.

You said ‘bologna’ instead of ‘baloney.’ I’ll call Anderson.

You lost your phone. I’ll call Anderson.

A way of saying something is so unimportant that only Anderson Cooper could make it famous. It’s like giving a Nobel Prize to a pigeon.

You got a 72 on a test. I’ll call Anderson.

You used ‘whom’ instead of ‘who.’ I’ll call Anderson.

You wore socks with sandals. I’ll call Anderson.