I'll buy that for a dollar

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A fancy way of saying 'I'd take that over your ugly face any day' and probably still have change left.
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to buy you a drink and a curse.
That plan? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have room for a snack.
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'd still rather be eating pizza than listening to your life story.
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A way of saying 'I'll take your nonsense and still have cash left to throw at you.'
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to buy you a curse and a sandwich.
That idea? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have change for your insults.
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to throw at your face.
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A way of saying 'I'll take your stupid idea and still have money left to laugh at you.'
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to laugh at you all day.
That plan? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have room for my coffee and my sarcasm.
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have money left to buy you a curse.
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A way of saying 'I'll take that and still have cash left to buy you a curse.'
I'll buy that for a dollar and still have enough to throw at your face.
That idea? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have room for my coffee and my insult.
I'll buy that for a dollar and still have enough to laugh at your nonsense.
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A way of saying 'I'll take that and still have money to throw at your face.'
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to laugh at you and throw money at your face.
That idea? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have enough to insult you and buy a snack.
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have cash left to throw at your face and your dignity.
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A way of saying 'I'll take that and still have cash left to buy you a curse and a snack.'
I'll buy that for a dollar and still have enough to throw at your face and buy you a curse.
That idea? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have cash for my coffee and my insults.
I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to laugh at you and buy a snack.
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