I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

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A loud promise someone makes when they’re ready to punch you so hard your teeth will fly out your nose and land in a trash can.

My cousin said that when he saw my brother eating the last slice of pizza.

My mom yelled that when I tried to take her phone to post a funny meme.

My dog barked that when I tried to steal his treat.

What a person shouts when they're going to kick your ass so hard you’ll be in the hospital for a week and your mom will be mad.

My neighbor screamed that when I threw a rock at his cat.

My dad said that when I skipped school to play video games.

My friend shouted that when I stole his lunch.

A big, loud threat someone uses when they're about to hit you until you're a purple, squishy blob on the floor.

My teacher said that when I drew a funny picture on the desk.

My brother yelled that when I took his video game console.

My dog growled that when I tried to eat his dinner.

What someone yells when they're ready to punch you so hard your nose will be in your mouth and your brain will be in your socks.

My sister screamed that when I took her favorite toy.

My friend shouted that when I told a really bad joke.

My dad yelled that when I spilled his coffee.

A wild promise someone makes when they're about to beat you until you're a pile of broken bones and your mom cries.

My mom said that when I told her I was going to fail math.

My brother yelled that when I ate his snack.

My teacher screamed that when I drew on the wall.

A loud threat someone uses when they're going to punch you so hard your eyes will pop out and your ears will bleed.

My dad said that when I broke his favorite mug.

My friend screamed that when I took his phone.

My dog barked that when I tried to take his toy.