I'll be there soon

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I'll show up when you've given up hope and are about to call the cops.

I'll be there soon... probably after I've eaten three burgers and smoked a whole pack of cigarettes.

I'll be there soon... but only if I don't get distracted by my phone and my mom's yelling.

I'll be there soon... just don't expect me to be there on time or in one piece.

I'll be there when you're already mad and ready to throw something at me.

I'll be there soon... probably when you've already yelled at your dog and your brother.

I'll be there soon... but only after I've finished my breakfast and my third cup of coffee.

I'll be there soon... and I'll be late because I got stuck behind a truck full of cats.

I'll be there when you've given up and are ready to go to bed.

I'll be there soon... but only after I've lost my keys and my phone.

I'll be there soon... but I'll be there in pajamas and with my hair still messy.

I'll be there soon... but I'll be there with my best friend and my worst habits.