I'll be right back

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When someone says they'll be back in a sec, but they might as well be dead for a century.
I'll be right back... (10 minutes later) Still not back. What's the point of life?
I'll be right back... (3 hours later) You're still not back. I'm gonna die.
I'll be right back... (next year) I'm not even gonna bother anymore.
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Garren’s dad yells ‘GARREN!’ like he’s about to murder him, smashes his mic with a bat, then vanishes for so long, it feels like he was never coming back.
I'll be right back! (2 years later) Garren’s dad finally shows up. He’s still mad about the mic.
I'll be right back! (he left for a decade) He came back with a new bat and a grudge.
I'll be right back! (he left for the entire game) He finally shows up, and he’s still mad.
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This is when you're too busy doing your business to even think about coming back.
I'll be right back! (he left for a nap) He came back with a sandwich and a side of laziness.
I'll be right back! (he left for a 3-hour YouTube binge) He came back with a headache and a new subscription.
I'll be right back! (he left for a smoke break) He came back smelling like a fire.
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A LA street slang phrase that means you're not coming back anytime soon, and you probably don't care.
I'll be right back! (he left for a full day) He came back with a new attitude and a new problem.
I'll be right back! (he left for a week) He came back like he was never gone.
I'll be right back! (he left for a month) He came back and forgot what he was doing.
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This is when the person who says this has the power to come back whenever they feel like it.
I'll be right back! (he left for a minute) He came back like he was never gone.
I'll be right back! (he left for 10 minutes) He came back with a new attitude.
I'll be right back! (he left for 1 hour) He came back like it was just a break.
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