i'll be on in five

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What your friends say when they promise to join you in five seconds, but really they’re just waiting for you to look away so they can snack on your pizza

'I'll be on in five', then he ate my last slice.

'I'll be on in five', he was still scrolling TikTok 10 minutes later.

'I'll be on in five', I ended up playing solo for an hour.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A lie your friends tell to get out of joining you, like they’re actually doing something important, but it’s just watching cat videos

'I'll be on in five', he was watching a cat fall off a couch.

'I'll be on in five', he said he was doing homework, but it was just a lie.

'I'll be on in five', he came in 20 minutes later, still in pajamas.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When your friends say they're coming in five seconds, but they're really just waiting for you to fail so they can laugh at you

'I'll be on in five', he waited until I died in the game.

'I'll be on in five', he said he was coming, but he was still eating cereal.

'I'll be on in five', he came in after I had to restart the level.

by Slangipedia 2d ago